1. I just heard on radio that the price of meehoon has gone up 30 sen per kg with immediate effect due to shortage of broken rice. Meehoon manufacturers says this can’t be helped. WTF? Note to self: No more fried Singapore Meehoon.
2. Chelsea lost to Monaco 3-1 in the first leg of the semifinals. Tough luck.
3. A portion of Nicoll Highway in Singapore has collapsed killing a Malaysian worker. Oh boy. I’m gonna get screwed again for this Singaporean blood I have running tru my veins.
4. More bomb blasts and terrorism shit in Iraq. When will it end?
5. Motorola’s earnings has tripled under the newly elected CEO Ed Zander. The only thing interesting bout that is how I can’t help thinking if that guy’s somehow related to Zoolander and if he changed his name to protect himself.

I just realised that I have no freakin’ idea what meehoon is made of.